Michael has had enough of the mustache challenge.

He found the mustache obnoxious, itchy, and prone to food entrapment. To say nothing of enduring the comments from the female peanut gallery here at home. When you are surrounded by 5 opinionated sisters, things can get rough.

Although his progress was commendable, he has decided to end the quest. Let’s recap.

He didn’t even enter the facial hair contest at school. Apparently some of his classmates are real mountain men. He’s barely a junior ranger.

Something is back to normal around here.