As the march against the Covid pandemic continues,

it’s time to replenish Johnny’s disposable mask supply.

Johnny doesn’t mind wearing a mask. He never really complains about it. It’s just part of his normal routine at school or sports practices. In fact, I often have to remind him to take the mask off at home. Given Johnny’s, um, enthusiasm for life, it’s actually surprising that I don’t have to fight this battle.

When I went to place an order for new masks, I finally figured out why. I grabbed the empty box and headed online to place an Amazon order. For the first time, I read the writing on the box.

So, if the mask is “Comfortable and obedient”, does that mean the kid is too?

I think we have an English translate problem.