Dear Small Humans,

Whichever child left this on the bathroom floor, please hear me.

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Dear Small Humans,

I am slightly concerned about the number of children living in our household. There should be only 7 of you presently. The shoe trays by the front door suggest a higher census.

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Dear Small Humans,

There is no reason for our microwave to look like this.

Do you see the plastic cover sitting in the middle of the turn table now? Ah, yes! There it is! I appreciate the Herculean effort it takes to lift the cover UP and put your plate of food UNDERNEATH it. But please try.

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